Challenge 35 - FELL A TREE

I'm a lumberjack and I don't care,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I wear checked shirts, and steel-capped hobnail boots,
On Saturdays I go chopping - sawing branches, twigs and shoots.


I'm a lumberjack and I don't care,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I drink cold beer and I can not multi-task,
I wield my powerful chain-saw and swig whisky from my flask.




I'm a lumberjack and I don't care,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I watch Top Gear, I swear at referees,
I like to go out drinking, and come home when I please.


I'm a lumberjack and I don't care,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, - farewell high heels, suspenders and my bra,
I wish I were more manly, just like my dear mama!






Note: The following inaccuracies were included in the above version of "I'm a lumberjack" for reasons of artistic licence:

1.  My mama was not manly.
2.  I can multi-task (of course).
3.  I am happy being girly.