Move over Sam Fox and Linda Lusardi, (who? - check the archives!) - I have arrived in the world of glamour modelling! All those years of practising my posing and my pouting have paid off - the world's media have seen my potential and given me a page 3 spread. I expect by tomorrow I will be gracing the noticeboard of every motor mechanic's garage and the inside of every schoolboy's locker. Being a fantasy figure can be a heavy burden..Sadly, I have had to share the limelight with 4 other 'belles', but I think it is pretty obvious which of us is going to make it in the cut-throat world of modelling. Second from left, in case you're in any doubt. Just for the record, I do believe in world peace, and I love helping little children.
Is that the phone ringing? If it's Pirelli, tell them they are too late, the New Milton Advertiser has exclusivity....
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